epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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