This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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