I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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