sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I would ride that face into the sunset
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