My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
