I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
