I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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