hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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