omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
