That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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