stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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