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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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