I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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