im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
