hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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