No more Irish car bombs ever.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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