Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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