I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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