Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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