idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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