I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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