Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Randomize
