She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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