Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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