So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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