So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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