My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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