My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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