Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
