but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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