hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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