The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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