um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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