That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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