I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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