you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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