Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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