What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we made out on top of his cat.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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