I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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