I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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