i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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