finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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