Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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