I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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