eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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