yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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