it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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