I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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