Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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