you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
